Hey, you're
lost--that is unless you're purposely in
...the about zone--YOUR
HANDYMAN ZONE!
What would possibly lead you to want to know about Ed the Handyman?
You could be watching television in productively expanding your
television trivia knowledge--what's popular now, hmm, American Idol,
Desperate Housewives, Seinfeld (though syndicated, Ed hears it
receives great ratings), Family Guy, The Daily Show With Jon
Stewart, and (for the more mature--yeah, you know who
you are) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer--or scratching a
lottery scratcher in the hopes of winning a lot of dough to bump
yourself up into the class of the very wealthy Americans--the top 5%
of the population, leaving the remaining 95% of Americans, Ed
included, behind!
Well,
hmm, Ed the Handyman is glad to see you drop in, nonetheless.
Ed the Handyman is a typical guy--okay, not typical enough
because he actually had gotten a toy tool belt at the age of 6 years
instead of the usual stuffed animal, and progressively explored and tinkered
with cars and electrical devices over the years and well into his
adulthood, was trained to use AutoCAD (computer-aided design and
drafting of architecture and electrical applications) in his early
teens, and accumulated many years of invaluable on-the-job
training as an apprentice of his dad, a licensed general
contractor, car enthusiast, and former mechanical machinist with an engineering and architectural
background. Ed has also taken part in numerous home and
commercial building improvement projects, property rehabilitation
projects, and new property developments. In short, he enjoys creating great things with his
hands, making things work, and otherwise making things better.
He finds he can enjoy doing this not only through his own hands-on
work outside on the field, but also through helping others--like
yourself--in posting general guides on helpful projects and
otherwise fixer-upper or maintenance-attentive tasks that are often
encountered by people with some questions, challenges or doubts.
Ed the Handyman, along with Your Handyman Zone Team, attempts to help
you answer your questions, overcome your challenges, and give you
support along the way, in addition to hopefully having you explore
new ideas and activities.
With that said, Ed the Handyman and Your Handyman
Zone Team welcome you to Your Handyman Zone, and hope this site
serves you well in providing the information you need to accomplish
any of your daily tasks and long-term projects. Day or night,
the how-to guides of the various how-to zones will be on here to
give you peace of mind and maintain your sanity in the pursuit of
your handy-self ventures.
P.S. If you are a multi-tasker, and
miraculously decided to scratch a lottery scratcher and won while
reading this spiel, first of all, wow, congratulations, what are the
chances of that! Luck must run through your blood! A
close-second thought: Pump it back into the
economy--heck send it Ed's way (now, really, that's a joke,
but do help the economy--that's a good thing).
P.S.S. Got questions or comments, contact
Ed the Handyman and Your Handyman Zone Team. A response, as
appropriate, will be forthcoming, though the healthy dose of sarcasm
will only be included upon request.
So
Remember:
Hammer it out in the zone--YOUR
HANDYMAN ZONE!
Your
handy friends,
Ed the
Handyman
&
Your
Handyman Zone Team